Breakfast

Cameron:  Mommy, I’m Ham from the Planet Ham.

Mommy:  Nice to meet you, Ham.  Where is your planet located?

C:  All of my people have blind eyes.

M:  They do?  What happened to them?

C:  A monster poked all their eyes out.

M:  Really?  Wow.  So where is your planet located?

C:  It was tossed out of our solar system by the scientists.

M:  How come?

C:  Well, the scientists did not like our planet.  It is covered with diamonds and the scientists did not like that.

M:  Oh, was it too sparkly?

C:  Yes.  And scientists do not like sparkly things.

M:  Do you have a family on the Planet Ham?

C:  Yes.  I have a Mommy, a Daddy, a dog, a cat, a guinea pig, and a tiny mouse.  And 100 brothers and sisters.  But they are all blind in their eyes.  And it is very cold on my planet.  And all my people are blind in their eyes.  Okay, I have to go save the solar system.

Later, While Waiting for the Bus to School

C:  (picking a dandelion) I want to give this daisy to the bus driver.

M:  That’s nice.

     ***bus arrives, Cam climbs aboard***

C:  I wanted to give this to you.

Driver:  Oh, thank you, that’s very nice.

C:  Yes, I like to give things to people.  People that don’t have any things.

After School, Playing in the Cul-de-Sac

Beautiful sunny afternoon; Neighbors Jeff & Kelly are on their way out to dinner…  Cam is on his bike wearing short sleeves, torn jeans, froggy rain boots, helmet, backpack with sleeping bag inside, Hotwheels and a magnifying glass in the outside pocket.  Just in case…

C:  You’re going to DINNER?!  Heavens to Murgatroid!

Kelly:  Yes.

C:  To a RESTAURANT?!

K:  Yes, I think so.  He’s driving, so I don’t know which one.

C:  Well, you should go to the Food Bank.

K:  We should?

C:  Yes, there’s lots of food there.

Jeff:  Thanks for the advice Cameron.

C:  You’re welcome.